My GTA 5 install has a death wish but I have soothed it with flossing

The author describes their daily experimentation with mods on GTA 5, pushing the game to the brink of instability while attempting to transform it into a PC version of GTA 6 or break it entirely. They note the game now only launches properly in windowed mode and often crashes into an empty void after loading mods, with Franklin Clinton’s house disappearing and Franklin himself screaming upon entry.

A newly added mod, Fortnite Floss Dance [OIV], introduces an automated floss dance animation for Franklin Clinton, complete with looping music that plays automatically to avoid awkward silence. The mod also features adjustable music volume via a slider and displays the entire user interface in Arabic, an unexpected but appreciated addition.

The mod forces Franklin to floss continuously and indiscriminately, overriding any in-game obstacles or chaos, including collisions with cars or the disappearance of bodyguards. The author observes that Franklin remains undeterred, dancing endlessly with only the music and an assumed command in an unfamiliar language dictating his movements.

The article concludes with a brief mention of the author’s long-standing gaming background, including early experiences with Quake 2 and their writing contributions to various publications, framing their ongoing modding experiments as a natural extension of their passion for games.